Kiss kiss fall in love
Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1
i wish people had crushes on me
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party
How our generation will be at 85+